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A Few Simple Questions!!!

By tomrca
Jul 23, 2006
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  1. HAVE YOU EVER WANDERED

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
    does he become disoriented?

    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

    What do chickens think we taste like?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    What do you call a male ladybug?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
    man?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
    it was to set it to?

    Which is the other side of the street?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
     
  2. howard_hopkinso

    howard_hopkinso TS Rookie Posts: 24,177   +19

    Yes, here, there and everywhere.

    Purple.

    Yes and he/she may feel quite ill too.

    Of course it is.

    Pork.

    Bone china.

    Coleoptera: Coccinellidae.

    None.

    Dogs.

    See HERE.

    The opposite side.

    He couldn`t catch the buggers.

    They wouldn`t want anyone to die from infections.

    Lack of air.

    Mouths don`t have brows.

    Regards Howard :) :)
     
  3. hewybo

    hewybo TS Maniac Posts: 435

    ???

    I thought them was sartorial questions, what don't need answers!

    Now Sir Howard are confused me.

    Help?:blush:
     
  4. pctec

    pctec TS Rookie Posts: 20

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    LOL
    Because that would have upset the delicate balance on the "boat".
     
  5. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Posts: 6,000   +15

    when I choke my smurf, it turns throbbing purple......

    heheheheheheh
     
  6. tomrca

    tomrca TS Rookie Topic Starter Posts: 1,000

    brill answeres howard!
    tedster, i hope you choke it in private:haha:
     
  7. Peddant

    Peddant TS Rookie Posts: 1,446

    Tedster,PLEASE explain your signature.:p
     
  8. AMDIsTheBest010

    AMDIsTheBest010 TS Rookie Posts: 398

    I Hope you're not thinking nasty thoughts Tedster.

    ...AMD
     

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