A few years ago, I had an affair with a good looking techie. Bad luck hit a few years later when that person became married to my sibling. My spouse has always been jealous of this more attractive person, and reminds me of this fact every time we visit. Now this techie is having money problems and is threatening to tell my spouse about our "history" unless I accommodate this person's money needs. My marriage is already in big trouble, because I ran over my spouse's dog, and I forgot our wedding anniversary the same day. What should I do? Build my spouse a new computer with the Core Duo processor, get the new Adobe Photoshop to edit my digital images, or take my spouse to the the next computer technology convention in San Francisco in hopes that all will be forgotten?