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Drone captures first look at Apple's new "spaceship" campus

By Shawn Knight
Sep 1, 2014
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  1. It's been nearly a year since the Cupertino City Council approved Apple's plans to build a massive new campus not too far from the company's current headquarters. Since that time, we've heard nary a whisper about the project's progress thanks...

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  2. DKRON

    DKRON TS Guru Posts: 567   +25

    See I recon they are secretly building an actual spacecraft underneath the building (thinking of that show doomsday preppers)
     
  3. Snowden

    Snowden TS Member Posts: 68   +31

    This isn't really being built by Apple - the NSA has teamed up with the Grey's (yes, they really have been here since the industrial revolution ie 'They Live').

    If you look at the shape of the doors you can clearly see that they are designed for 'non-humans'.
     
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  4. Steve

    Steve TechSpot Editor Posts: 2,214   +1,240

    Looks bloody impressive already!
     
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  5. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,258

    Meanwhile, in the already completed secret lab thirty levels underground, Steve plots a comeback (and staff cuts) while overseeing his latest diversity hire...

    [​IMG]
     
  6. yRaz

    yRaz TS Evangelist Posts: 1,897   +940

    It is amazing what the profits of overworked Chinese children can buy....
     
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  7. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,258

    Apple and Hon Hai probably see Chinese children as "Age and height challenged entry-level skilled trainees" - that's three disabilities confronted right there.
     
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  8. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,668   +1,871

    [​IMG]

    OK, so they sanded off the corners of Eastern State Penitentiary, and reinvented the wheel.

    They never seem to include them in their diversity stats. I wonder why?
     
  9. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,258

    That would make it the Apple iPanopticon?
    If you add Hon Hai's 1,000,000+ workforce to the demographic I'm figuring Apple wouldn't want it's minority middle-aged male WASP employees to feel uncomfortable.

    I feel the actual story seems to missing the larger point. A drone managed to successfully overfly Apple territory without being shot down.
     
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  10. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 8,548   +2,894

    Hahaha

    True diversity, where age is not discredited.
    Did you see anyone working? Proves my theory that Apple employees live in a whole different dimension.
     
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  11. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,668   +1,871

    Indeed it would! It would also make the employees, "iNmates".
    Tim Cook could fill a void in the children's lives. A sort of cross between a, "Great White Father", and Chairman Mao. All that's left is to get them all reading a little red book with the "Apple" logo on the front titled, "The Press Release Quotations of Chairman Tim".
    The phaser turrets should be in place before anybody gets a chance to try a second flyover.
     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2014
  12. Did they build the campus by machining a (huge) single billet of aluminium too? just like other apple products? :D
     
  13. noel24

    noel24 TS Maniac Posts: 304   +154

    Hollywood celebrities probably already feel better, knowing their money is spent right.
     
  14. Arris

    Arris TS Evangelist Posts: 4,606   +287

    Reminds me of Mos Eisley.

    "Obi Wan : You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
     
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  15. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,668   +1,871

    Nah, it's "Farpoint Station" from Star Trek Next Generation.
    [​IMG]

    Except in this case, Apple is sucking their energy from the entire Country of China.:oops:

    Here's the interior view: [​IMG]
     
  16. dividebyzero

    dividebyzero trainee n00b Posts: 4,891   +1,258

    I thought Apple drew it's energy from Hipster power - the renewable and ironic energy source?
     
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  17. H3llion

    H3llion TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,254   +222

    These comments are priceless, thanks all, you made my morning! :D
     
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  18. Skidmarksdeluxe

    Skidmarksdeluxe TS Evangelist Posts: 6,475   +2,033

    It should've been built on higher ground so that iExecs could gaze down upon their subjects grovelling all around them fighting for the crumbs from their table.
     
  19. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 8,548   +2,894

    It will be, they have to complete the dungeons first.
     
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  20. Skidmarksdeluxe

    Skidmarksdeluxe TS Evangelist Posts: 6,475   +2,033

    For anyone who dares enter their domain with an Android or Windows device in their pocket.
     
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  21. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,668   +1,871

    Not true! If it were, they would have announced how, "we're paying for it solely with Bitcoin and funding from Kickstarter"..
     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2014
  22. I'm more impressed by the drone camera and stability.
     

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