Duke Nukem Forever coming on May 3, new trailer inside

lol the kids who wanted this M-rated game 12 years ago can now go buy it themselves instead of nagging their mom.
 
It's the Duke! Who gives a flying fart about graphics!? All we want are crude and funny jokes, an awesome display of guns and a true action blast from the past. I'll take gameplay anyday over all that realistic glitter and sh*t and this game feels exactly like it should.

"Your face, your ***, what's the difference?"
 
It's the Duke! Who gives a flying fart about graphics!? All we want are crude and funny jokes, an awesome display of guns and a true action blast from the past. I'll take gameplay anyday over all that realistic glitter and sh*t and this game feels exactly like it should.

"Your face, your ***, what's the difference?"

Hang on, you can't forget the chunks of pig meat flying all over the place from a well placed grenade.

"Heh, heh, heh... what a mess!" :D
 
It would be pretty funny if the girls in the full version of the game actually had pixelated bootys!
 
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