When can i switch to dsl?!

DSL ISPs CA

Continental US (Major Cities)
PSN.net
Relay Point (All of California)
Surf Net USA (831, 408, 415, 510, 707, 925, 916)
iNYC (all area codes.)
Inter-IntraNet Communications: Satellite Access at 400 kbps
VCNet (805)
LMi.net (510, 415, 408, 925, 707, 650)
Enverce.Net
NSIWeb(All of California)
Internet4Families (213,310,323,562,619,626,714,760,805,818,909,949)
SurfersNet.Com (all)
US Host, Inc. (DSL to Chicago Region)
U.S. Host 312, 773, 847
DigiLink Internet Services (310,323,213, 818,714,626,805,949)
WebVisionDSL (310,562,714,818,626,323, etc.)
PSN.net 800-887-9897
Global101 Internet Service (Nation wide service, now offering DSL!)
ORCONET.com (All California Pac Bell Areas)
South Valley Internet (408, 831, 415, 707, 650, 510)
Pacific Bell (All Of California)
Value Net(650,415,408,510,925,707,916,530,619,909,760,213,562,310,805,818,626,949,714
Flashcom (all major cities nationwide)
InReach Internet (213, 310, 619, 626, 714, 805, 909, 949, 562, 415, 510, 925, 408))
xDSL.net (Los Angeles, Orange Co, Santa Barbara,Riverside Co)
Interworld Communications, Inc. (213,310,562,626,714,805,818,909,949)
Slipnet
CONNECTnet Internet Network Services, Inc. (619, 760, 949, 714)
Bay Junction Technology (415,510,408,925,650)
DSLnetworks (408,415, 650, 510, 925, 708,718)
A+Net (619, 760)
PSN (213, 310, 562, 619, 626, 714, 805, 818, 909, 949) 800-887-9897
TST On Ramp (213, 310, 562, 619, 626, 714, 805, 818, 909, 949)
A-Link Network Services (408, 415, 510, 650, 925)
IONIX (415, 510, 650, 925)
K-Online Global Internet Services (San Diego, Orange, Los Angeles)
Epoch Internet (SF Bay area and Silicon Valley)
Web Wave Resources (714,949)
TransBay Networks (510, 415, 408, 650, 925)
DNAI (408, 415, 510, 650)
Brainstorm Networks (408, 415, 650, 510)
Concentric Network Corp. ( SF Bay area and Silicon

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I know it was a joke,but I need the posts OK ?

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