Flame your Favorite Moderator!!

By Goalie
Jun 7, 2003
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  1. It seems to me that I was informed once upon a time that a certain moderator of this particular forum, one Mr. poertner_1274, was going to enter that wonderful passage of life that removes any possibility of claiming innocence.

    That's right folks. As of 2PM Central Standard Time, our friendly and knowledgeble moderator is getting married.

    As such, SNGX1275 and I feel it's only appropriate we tell him congrats in the best way possible- with a toasting and roasting. Rip in to him folks, he's got it coming. As soon as someone gets me a link to a picture from the event, we'll post it up here for a fark-style photoshopping.

    So, here's to the new couple. May Poert forgive me for making it so easy to abuse him, and may his wife forgive all of us for the hours he spends moderating for us. Congrats!
  2. SNGX1275

    SNGX1275 TS Forces Special Posts: 10,675   +389

    Well I don't have any pics from the wedding - but here might be a couple to have fun with:
  3. SNGX1275

    SNGX1275 TS Forces Special Posts: 10,675   +389

    But anyway - congrads to Poertner_1274, he's got a great wife and I give my best wishes to them both.
  4. StormBringer

    StormBringer TS Rookie Posts: 2,244

    nice shot of the bride and groom there, guess thats why they say love is blind. LoL, anyway, congrats Poert.
  5. Nick

    Nick TS Rookie Posts: 185

    Congrads Poert! Best wishes to you and your wife!

    BTW How come you didn't invite me?!?! ;)
  6. olefarte

    olefarte TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,343   +6

    Yeah, Poert, I just live down the street so to speak. No invite to the wedding? Anyway. Congratulations.
  7. DigitAlex

    DigitAlex TechSpot Paladin Posts: 536

    Congratulations :) hope we will see you around again though, as you got broadband again ;)
  8. SNGX1275

    SNGX1275 TS Forces Special Posts: 10,675   +389

    Somebody has to have 1337 Photoshop Ski11z around here. Lets see 'em. (if you are confused to what that means - well just bascically photochop those 2 pictures into anything you want as long as its funny or cool).
  9. young&wild

    young&wild TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 993

    Congrats Poert! Hope to see you around soon. Don't worry too much about us, we can take care of ourselves:D! I reckon is better if ya spend more time with your wife:).
  10. acidosmosis

    acidosmosis TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,350

    I got some skillz but I'm just to lazy to use them lol. Maybe I will cook something up later. Maybe I'll throw in some makeup on Poert. muahaaha
  11. Nick

    Nick TS Rookie Posts: 185

    have you guys seen poerts wife? she is soooo hot, here's her pic.

  12. olefarte

    olefarte TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,343   +6

    Hey, Poert, don't forget the protection!!!! Or NOT.

  13. olefarte

    olefarte TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,343   +6


  14. DigitAlex

    DigitAlex TechSpot Paladin Posts: 536

    GREAT !!!
  15. acidosmosis

    acidosmosis TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,350

    Nick, don't try passing your mom off as someone else's wife. Thats not cool. You should love your mom.. ugly or not.
  16. negroplasty

    negroplasty TS Maniac Posts: 516   +12

    Congratulations Poert, you have my best wishes :) .

    Nick, that picture was a little uncalled for; we are supposed to be happy for Poert, not showing pictures of your own dream woman.
  17. Phantasm66

    Phantasm66 TS Rookie Posts: 5,734   +6


    You know, I was wondering how a fugly B@#!£RD like Poertner managed to get engaged! Now I know! ;)

    Only joking buddy. Have a great day and if you have found love, hang on to it forever.
  18. Justin

    Justin TS Rookie Posts: 942

    Remember poert, married men aren't allowed to use computers.
  19. RustyZip

    RustyZip TechSpot Paladin Posts: 322

    Congrats Poert'....

    Hope it lasts longer than my marriage... ;-)
  20. acidosmosis

    acidosmosis TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,350

    I'm playing around with a pic of Poert in Photoshop. Been very lazy as far as graphics lately so the 30 minuts I spend on it isn't going to make the picture very good but I'll post it as soon as I get it somewhere near where I want it. I personally think its going to be pretty funny. :D
  21. ---agissi---

    ---agissi--- TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,977   +15

    Congrats Poert, hope you both live a life long,happy marriage.

    I would whip something up in PS, but I dont know anything funny. Nor am I sure how to make that chick and dude look cool together. Any suggestions are welcome. :D
  22. acidosmosis

    acidosmosis TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,350


    someone pointed out a makeover website so I just stuck a picture of Poert in and wahla. It's not Photoshop, but its still kinda funny.
  23. Greeno

    Greeno TS Rookie Posts: 281

    Congrats Poert :)

    I hope you both have a lifetime of happiness together!

    GL, on everything in the future mate
  24. Nic

    Nic TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,549

    Good luck Poert, and remember, a wife isn't just for Christmas. :D
  25. MrGaribaldi

    MrGaribaldi TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 2,512

    Looks like Poert lost his savingthrow against dragons...

    I just hope she won't keep him on too short a leash...

    Congrats man! :)

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