It seems to me that I was informed once upon a time that a certain moderator of this particular forum, one Mr. poertner_1274, was going to enter that wonderful passage of life that removes any possibility of claiming innocence. That's right folks. As of 2PM Central Standard Time, our friendly and knowledgeble moderator is getting married. As such, SNGX1275 and I feel it's only appropriate we tell him congrats in the best way possible- with a toasting and roasting. Rip in to him folks, he's got it coming. As soon as someone gets me a link to a picture from the event, we'll post it up here for a fark-style photoshopping. So, here's to the new couple. May Poert forgive me for making it so easy to abuse him, and may his wife forgive all of us for the hours he spends moderating for us. Congrats!