This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far *** kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.
sorry rbs sorry RBS, I just had to nick this one, i love it. its definately in the same gatagory as mark twain and oscar wild quotes..
Sorry to nitpick, but: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 = 9800% The "%" sign means "divide by 100". Therefore, 1 = 100%, while 100 != 100%.
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 = 9800% then couldn't it be 98.00% dont spoil it i think its good and fun! MERRY CHRISTMAS
Lithium: Take your Lithium and stay off the deuterium, that stuff will kill you man. Oh and stay off the crack too. :haha:
I just can't face the day without my hydrogen pills... You don't know how hard it is! Tomrca: No, it couldn't. The symbol "%" means "divide by 100". 98% is equal to 0.98. However, 98% is NOT equal to 98. If you add up 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, you get 98, not 98%. If you wanted the sum to be 98%, then you should add up 8%+1%+18%+4%+23%+15%+18%+11%. As it stands, it currently adds up to 98, or 9800% (9800 / 100).
The correctness of it doesn't really matter in my opinion. What matters is that it's incredibly funny. Why don't we just say A= 1% etc. That'll mean there'll be no need to nitpick.
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