Funny toons

By Rik
May 26, 2006
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  1. AtK SpAdE

    AtK SpAdE TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,495

    Haha the dead pixel one was funny
  2. SOcRatEs

    SOcRatEs TechSpot Paladin Posts: 966

    "I'm My Own Grandpa"

    "I'm My Own Grandpa"

    Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

    I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
    this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
    my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

    This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
    now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
    to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
    and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
    for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
    of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

    Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
    and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
    my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
    because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

    Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
    and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
    cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
    as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
  3. SOcRatEs

    SOcRatEs TechSpot Paladin Posts: 966

    Medicinal MariJane!? LOL :haha: :haha:
  4. Finchy

    Finchy TS Rookie Posts: 353

    Socrates, where did you find that?
    That was one of the funniest things i've ever read.

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