Hello everybody. I just signed up and i look forward to helping people.
Hello rr5678 and welcome to Techspot.
I hope you enjoy your stay with us.
Regards Howard :wave: :wave:
Welcome, and remember to ALWAYS finish the posts you start! Here are some more rules:
* Be sure to make fun of people.
* Always demand money for help.
* Give wrong advice first and see if the user catches it, then you know how smart they are.
*If all else fails, tell them to get a MAC.
*Often say there is no fix, so you don't loose face.
*When starting an answer, always say you've fixed that problem before.
*If you can't think of what to do, just ask for a "log" and see what they do.
*Use another tech forum to ask the same question there, then forward their replies as if they were yours.
*When in a bad mood, go through the WHOLE new post area and put a link to google in the responses.
*Blame Microsoft, if that doesn't work, blame George W., or Christians. Perhaps blame foreign powers, or the space-time continuum.
*Use lots of acronyms, to sound smart.
*Use their post count as a measure of know-how. 5 post user is dumber then a 1000 post user.
*Treat everybody as if they were 5 years old, or as if they were an escaped convict. Whichever you feel like.
*Always talk to users as if they were deliberately NOT doing what you ask.
*Say you'll fix their problem tomorrow.
If you do those things, you'll be a hero around here!
That`s gotta be the strangest and probably the funniest welcome post I`ve ever seen.
Where the hell did that come from?
Welcome to Techspot M8.
LOL VIG ROFL
Welcome to TS rr5678 :wave: enjoy your stay
lol.. nice one vigilante..
I vote to copy that post into the jokes section
Welcome, howard_hopkinso. I'll make sure not to ask Vigilante anything...