How come when I make a crack like that, everybody asks, "WTF is wrong with you"?
I think you're being abundantly disrespectful of a time honored "internet meme"!
If, "but will it run Crysis", goes away, then the people who have all along had nothing worthwhile to say, will have nothing to say at all!
I mean really, where will all the poor internet trolls go, and what will they do if no one shows them them the way? After all this would remove their entire sense of self worth, not to mention their identity.
(My guess is walk in circles, muttering, "but will it run Crysis" to themselves).