Michael Jackson PC game announced: Planet Michael

[9Nails]

The new Michael Jackson game - Moonwalk your way to victory! Play as Michael Jackson, using your diamond covered glove to blind the evil parents while saving young boys from boredom and normalcy. Take Michael through several thrilling metamorphic transformations ranging from a normal african-american child to a white space alien. Use exciting power up potions such as jesus juice and oxycontin to reach new levels. Enjoy many stunning attacks such as the crotch grab and thrust, or the mighty celebrity shout, "hee hee, oww!" Purchase magical new rides for your very own neverland ranch while you build the king of pop's empire through micro-payments, starting at just $1,499.99. Will you be the first to gather all of the Beatles albums before the evil debt collector comes knocking on your door?

 

[Guest]

Planet Michael: where every night is sleepover night... but you won't sleep too much!

Now, seriously, wasn't there going to be some Kinect dancing game with Michael Jackson? That looked like a better idea...

 

[captaincranky]

The new Michael Jackson game - Moonwalk your way to victory! Play as Michael Jackson, using your diamond covered glove to blind the evil parents while saving young boys from boredom and normalcy. Take Michael through several thrilling metamorphic transformations ranging from a normal african-american child to a white space alien. Use exciting power up potions such as jesus juice and oxycontin to reach new levels. Enjoy many stunning attacks such as the crotch grab and thrust, or the mighty celebrity shout, "hee hee, oww!" Purchase magical new rides for your very own neverland ranch while you build the king of pop's empire through micro-payments, starting at just $1,499.99. Will you be the first to gather all of the Beatles albums before the evil debt collector comes knocking on your door?

Which "hot key" do you think they'll designate for "the crotch grab"?

I hope there's a deluxe edition, complete with genuine prescription pad and defibrillator.......CLEAR.....!! Nothing....? Charge to 360........

 

[Guest]

lmao this thread was jokes!

 

[jasonwyner]

I was eagerly waiting for this game to be released.
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