Phone conversation.........!!!!!

By cancer10
Jan 7, 2006
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  1. K-"Who's calling?"
    K-"What is your name, please?"
    W-"Watt's my name."
    K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
    W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

    A long pause, and then from Watt,

    W-"Is this James Brown?"
    K-"No, this is Knott."
    W-"Please tell me your name."
    K-"Will Knott."

    W-Why not?
    K-Huh? What do you mean why not?
    W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
    K-But I told you my name!
    W-Didn't you say you will not?
    K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
    W-That's what I mean.
    K-So you know my name.
    W-Of course not!
    K-Good. So now, what is yours?
    W-Watt. Yours?
    K-Your name!
    W-Watt's my name.
    K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
    W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you
    have not even told me yours yet.
    K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so
    many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
    W-Of course not!
    K-See, you even know my name!
    W-Of course not!
    K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
    W-Because I don't.


    K-What is your name?
    W-See, you know my name!
    K-Of course not!
    W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
    K-To find out your name!
    W-But you already know it!
    W-See, and you know mine!
    K-Of course not!

    K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
    is, what will be your answer?
    W-Watt's my name.
    K-No, no, give me only one word.
    K-Your name!

    [pause before it hits him]

    K-Oh, Wright!
    K-So why didn't you say it before?
    W-I told you so many times!
    K-You never said Wright before
    W-Of course I did.
    K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
    W-I do not.
    K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
    W-I do not!

    [pause before it hits him]

    W-Oh, Gud!
    W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
    K-No, it's Knott!
    W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Gud.
    K-Yes Wright.
  2. lithiumdeuterid

    lithiumdeuterid TS Rookie Posts: 88

    A decent take on Abbott & Costello's "Who's On First" routine. Not as funny as the original, though.
  3. exero

    exero TS Rookie Posts: 24

    haha not bad. Abbott and Costello were also acting it out, and were very funny. Reading it to yourself just doesnt cut it :p

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