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Pirates vs. Ninjas

By TimeParadoX
Dec 13, 2006
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  1. Who would win in a fight... A pirat.e ( when you say Pirat.e without the dot it goes ******* ) or a Ninja?

    Personaly I think the ninja would because he would just go behind the pirat.e and kick his *** :haha:
     
  2. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TS Maniac Posts: 545

    My money is on the pirate.

    You see the pirate would go online, downloads hundreds illegal ebooks on martial arts and self-defense, read them all faster than you can blink with your eyes and kick the ninjas butt in 256 different ways.

    (in case you didn't know, all pirates have the ability to read and learn 3 billion pages in 0.2 sec)
     
  3. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX TS Rookie Topic Starter Posts: 2,273

    No... The ninja can just use his magical powers and cut the computer in Half! Muahaha
     
  4. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TS Maniac Posts: 545

    No, because the pirate has Norton AntiMagic 3.0 installed. HA!
     
  5. smore9648

    smore9648 TS Rookie Posts: 697

    I think you all have too much time on your hands
     
  6. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX TS Rookie Topic Starter Posts: 2,273

    No, We dont have enough time Smore!

    Also... I can just use AVG Magic+ and use AVG Anti-Norton! Muahahaha :D
     
  7. twite

    twite TechSpot Paladin Posts: 937

    Doesn't matter cuz chuck norris would kick all their a5ses
     
  8. Bruff

    Bruff TS Rookie Posts: 37

    Ninjas ftw.

    pirat.e = Brawler
    Ninja = "invisible" assassin

    I'll put money on the stealthy, dedicated, trained and unswerving mindset over the drunken rowdy any day. Of course maybe I should just shut up since I'd resemble the latter much closer than the former... :blackeye:

    And Chuck Norris???? Is he still alive??? :p

    BTW I have to admit I felt pressured to post this reply after being harrassed by my screen everytime I logged in here telling me:

    "Hello Bruff it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums? "

    It's kinda like a drug pusher..."C'mon, why not give it a try? You know you want to and it has been a while......"
     
  9. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TS Maniac Posts: 545

    A single post isn't going to hurt, and you know you want to post.
    Everybody wants to post.

    You do want to post, don't you?
    Bad things can happen to people who don't post you know.
     
  10. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX TS Rookie Topic Starter Posts: 2,273

    Lol Jesse :haha:

    Well Ninjas will still win, Even if chuck norris was here... The ninja could just go along the wooden beams of his house and when he falls asleep the ninja just falls down and kills him without making a noise

    And if the ninja fails i'll just call Snake with my radio :D
     
  11. cfitzarl

    cfitzarl TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,975   +9

    All of you are wrong.....giant WoW nerds would kill everyone with their magical powers and angel wings :D
     
  12. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX TS Rookie Topic Starter Posts: 2,273

    Oh yeah? I'd just get my Norton anti-nerd and use my HJT-Awesome defense thing and blow up WoW! Muahahaha
     
  13. cfitzarl

    cfitzarl TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,975   +9

    The WoW nerds would kill you with their whips and pudding :D!
     
  14. peepnklown

    peepnklown TS Rookie Posts: 126

  15. Rage_3K_Moiz

    Rage_3K_Moiz Sith Lord Posts: 5,431   +28

    My money's on the ******. Somehow, Guybrush Threepwood always comes to mind... :D
     

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