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Response to Maxine

By Blind Dragon
Jan 16, 2008
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  1. Thought this was a funny response to the email about men.

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
    never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
    Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    Build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
    the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told
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    I married a Miss Right.//
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
    by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
    with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.-------------------------------------------------------------------
    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
     
  2. mopar man

    mopar man TechSpot Ambassador Posts: 1,379

    Lol, I really liked 2,3, and 9.
     
  3. Blind Dragon

    Blind Dragon TS Evangelist Topic Starter Posts: 3,908

    I told this to my wife right after reading it

    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
     
  4. MetalX

    MetalX TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,388

    I lol'd at pretty much all of them :D
     
  5. Finchy

    Finchy TS Rookie Posts: 353

    How many women does it take to change a lighbulb?
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    Two... one to run around screaming 'what do I do' and the other to shag the electrician
     

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