I lol'd so hard when I read this in the local news paper. Vault-Boy approves big time.
Have any one heard of David Hahn, 'The Nuclear Boy Scout'? An american scout who wanted the nuclear badge so bad, he successfully produced a few milligrams of Plutonium using common household appliances. Thorium from "strongbright" lanterns, Americium from about 100 smoke detectors, and Radium from 1950's-old watches. And he sure got the badge! Along with a sanitation-squad from EPA on his neck.
The nuclear safety regulations doesn't cover civilian production of plutonium, so mr. Hahn was released without charges.