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These are the people that would leave everything for a one-way trip to Mars

By Shawn Knight
Feb 10, 2015
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  1. Humans have already stepped foot on our nearest celestial body - the moon - and if the not-for-profit Mars One organization gets its way, four of our own will travel to another planet within the next 10 years to become...

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  2. One nutcase in a spacecraft is all it takes...
     
  3. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 8,554   +2,897

    Funny, we seem to manage on the ground with thousands. I wonder why being in a spacecraft would make things different?
     
  4. Or Andriod.....
     
  5. davislane1

    davislane1 TS Evangelist Posts: 3,550   +2,352

    Ground: Infinite tolerance for nutcasery.

    Space: Zero tolerance for nutcasery.
     
  6. stewi0001

    stewi0001 TS Evangelist Posts: 1,181   +528

    you can walk away from them a lot easier on Earth ;P
     
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  7. TheDreams

    TheDreams TS Addict Posts: 609   +61

    That would be a pretty chill thing to do, not gonna lie.
     
  8. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 8,554   +2,897

    I believe I would make the candidates pass at least a "6 month space station test", before sending them on such a journey.
     
  9. madboyv1

    madboyv1 TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,333   +267

    Really, any kind of enclosed space: Zero tolerance for nutcasery.
     
  10. davislane1

    davislane1 TS Evangelist Posts: 3,550   +2,352

    Perma Boy would pass with flying colors, on account of only caring about the mission.

    Sub Zero would pass with flying colors, on account of only caring about her evaluation.

    The Innocent can't be failed.
     
  11. VitalyT

    VitalyT Russ-Puss Posts: 3,153   +1,427

    Reminds of a quote from the Aliens movie:
    :)
     
  12. Or A.I.
     
  13. I'd be like superman on Mars. 3.7 m/s2 gravity.
     
  14. VitalyT

    VitalyT Russ-Puss Posts: 3,153   +1,427

    or a face-hugger attraction :)
     
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  15. wastedkill

    wastedkill TS Evangelist Posts: 1,392   +329

    Only things I am thinking right now is, imagine having sex in space & heres to hoping I go up with some major sexy sluts xD
     
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  16. davislane1

    davislane1 TS Evangelist Posts: 3,550   +2,352

    Space wranglin' - It's the only way to fornicate.
     
  17. VitalyT

    VitalyT Russ-Puss Posts: 3,153   +1,427

    If you Google for "space sluts" images, all kinds of weird $hit come up, just nothing sexy.
     
  18. tipstir

    tipstir TS Ambassador Posts: 2,392   +107

    2024 they go to Mars and won't come back. Have fun!
     
  19. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 8,554   +2,897

    To form a new non-existent penal-colony.
     
  20. davislane1

    davislane1 TS Evangelist Posts: 3,550   +2,352

    Actually, the chick with the popsicle is pretty hot. I'm not sure what this has to do with "space sluts," though:

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  21. Money shot after space sex. I wouldn't know where to aim in zero g.
     
  22. cliffordcooley

    cliffordcooley TS Guardian Fighter Posts: 8,554   +2,897

    A whole planet to call your own for the last few hours of life, and you guys can only concentrate on being cooped up in a shuttle.
     
  23. davislane1

    davislane1 TS Evangelist Posts: 3,550   +2,352

    That is precisely the point. Six months to a year cooped up in a spacecraft for a few measly hours on a planet just to claim "first!"? They can have their vanity, the carnal angle is the only one worth playing.
     
  24. 9Nails

    9Nails TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,212   +174

    Where's the impression that the Mars mission will last for a few hours of their lives coming from?

    Sure, Mars is a frozen desert with a lack of oxygen and radiation issues. But the mission is well thought out and considers these.
     
  25. cartera

    cartera TS Addict Posts: 296   +78

    So the maths geek doesn't fear or mind dying however he has to masturbate for scientific reasons to prevent prostate cancer.

    huh?
     

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