TechSpot

To My Valentine

By tomrca
Feb 11, 2007
Post New Reply
  1. Just in case you're stuck for what to write in your Valentine's day
    card ... two liner's.

    Thought that I could love no other
    That is until I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pi**ed.

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  2. Ididmyc600

    Ididmyc600 TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,415

    :approve: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    :approve: I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    Top marks for that list , it gave me a good giggle...

    Regards
     
  3. rockybalboa

    rockybalboa TS Rookie Posts: 36

    I think I'll use all of them this year :haha:
     
  4. cfitzarl

    cfitzarl TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,975   +9

    I forgot about Valentines day until about 3:00PM here when I was shoveling :) .
     
  5. twite

    twite TechSpot Paladin Posts: 937

    Lol..how random is that.
     
  6. cfitzarl

    cfitzarl TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,975   +9

    I know, but that's what I was doing, stupid rain/snow mix we got here near Boston ;) .
     
  7. twite

    twite TechSpot Paladin Posts: 937

    Oh, o.k, i thought it was some kind of hobby.haha..scared me.
     

Similar Topics

Add New Comment

You need to be a member to leave a comment. Join thousands of tech enthusiasts and participate.
TechSpot Account You may also...