When Amazon's Customer Reviews Get Ridiculously Funny

[Julio Franco]

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[tomkaten]

Wow, the "Finally a tank you can trust" review on Amazon's battle tank had me in tears for like 15 minutes.

Amazing and thanks for the solid laughs !

 

[Skidmarksdeluxe]

I loved some of those customer reviews especially the one on "how to avoid big ships". Anybody who buys craps like that will probably believe the reviews anyway not realizing there's wit or sarcasm involved.

 

[Arris]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Ha...8&qid=1382354289&sr=8-2&keywords=men's+waxing

 

[Burty117]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Ha...8&qid=1382354289&sr=8-2&keywords=men's+waxing

I've heard about this one but never seen it myself, OMG that should have been in the list!

 

[Alpha Gamer]

This

 

[TomSEA]

This isn't a mock review, but it's a damn funny one nonetheless of the big book hit "Fifty Shades of Grey."

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2JF7E91JJVHAT/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2JF7E91JJVHAT

 

[RebelFlag]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Ha...8&qid=1382354289&sr=8-2&keywords=men's+waxing

That is easily one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Actually brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Jad Chaar]

Lol @ the uranium review.

 

[DKRON]

Love the part about buying a tank so the credit card debt people can't get you

 

[Guest]

Another clear winner in the cable category:

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Cable-Version/dp/B000I1X6PM

 

[Nic]

Funniest Amazon reviews ever...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

quote...

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS 24 Jan 2012
By Andrew
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

 

[Guest]

I remember accidentally stumbling upon the 3-wolf moon t-shirt when it showed up as a suggestion at the bottom of the page when this meme first started. Could not stop laughing for an hour, very creative people.
I am in the process of getting some zubaz pants (again).

 

[Guest]

Another good one are those thousand-dollar ethernet/optical cables. "When I came back out of the time warp...." LOL

 

[captaincranky]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1382354289&sr=8-2&keywords=men's waxing

I plan on bookmarking this, as I want to take my time and savor all 700+ reviews.

On a more disturbing note, in the listing of "what do customers buy after viewing this item", at the top of this list is this:

Given the sheer quantity of process / police dramas on American TV, it's hard to avoid knowing this; many child predators and rapists often use a depilatory product, in order not to leave DNA evidence, (pubic hair), at the scene of the crime.....

It's a bargain though, @ 2 pounds & 45, e/free delivery in the UK....: http://www.amazon.co.uk/MFH-Balaclava-3-hole-black/dp/B000URCHQS/ref=pd_cp_d_0/276-9476406-3897363

In retrospect, after reading this Amazon.UK page, the US doesn't seem so odd or strange any more... Cheerio....

 

[Arris]

I plan on bookmarking this, as I want to take my time and savor all 700+ reviews.

On a more disturbing note, in the listing of "what do customers buy after viewing this item", at the top of this list is this:

Given the sheer quantity of process / police dramas on American TV, it's hard to avoid knowing this; many child predators and rapists often use a depilatory product, in order not to leave DNA evidence, (pubic hair), at the scene of the crime.....

It's a bargain though, @ 2 pounds & 45, e/free delivery in the UK....: http://www.amazon.co.uk/MFH-Balaclava-3-hole-black/dp/B000URCHQS/ref=pd_cp_d_0/276-9476406-3897363

In retrospect, after reading this Amazon.UK page, the US doesn't seem so odd or strange any more... Cheerio....

And next on the list is a batman latex mask 0_o

 

[cliffordcooley]

WOW, I didn't know Abe Lincoln was still alive!

 

[Guest]

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