Your mama is so fat jokes

By Tedster
Apr 6, 2006
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  1. Vigilante

    Vigilante TechSpot Paladin Posts: 2,120

    Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds.

    When she plays in the ocean, all the surfers come out to ride the waves (made that up just now!)

    Every time she jumps in the ocean, the US looses another state. Ouch!

    She has to wait for a hurricane for a shower, then steps in a tornado to dry!

    Okay now I'm just making stuff up, lol
  2. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    your mama so fat, when she wears high-heels.....

    they become flip-flops!
  3. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat..... she gets a volume discount at the grocery store
  4. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TechSpot Maniac Posts: 638

    Yo' momma is so fat, the Dutch use her as a storm-surge barrier.

    - allright lame, but I've never been good at this
  5. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat, she thought her belly was the new world.
  6. toffeapple

    toffeapple Newcomer, in training Posts: 216

    your mama's so fat..............her blood type is gravy!
  7. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat when she stands, trees die from lack of sunlight.
  8. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her spandex.....
  9. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TechSpot Maniac Posts: 638

    Yo' momma so fat, she uses a field rake to comb her hair!
  10. RealBlackStuff

    RealBlackStuff Newcomer, in training Posts: 8,165

    Yo' mama so dumb, she needs to check prices in the Dollar-store.
  11. Vigilante

    Vigilante TechSpot Paladin Posts: 2,120

    Yo mama so big, dentists have to use garden tools!

    Yo mama so big, she's the only object visible from outerspace!

    Yo mama so big, she surfs with a yot!

    Yo mama so big, when she yawns, people yell "BLACK HOLE!"

    Yo mama so big, when she whistles, cars pull off the road and look for the flashing lights!
     
  12. ThePhantomPain

    ThePhantomPain Newcomer, in training Posts: 35

    Your mama is so fat the taxi company needs to hire dumpcardrivers.

    Your mama is so fat that NASA was actually thinking off shooting her into space for a new researchstation.

    Your mama is so fat she wears busses as shoes.
  13. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat, her skirt is a carousel
  14. BnX

    BnX Newcomer, in training Posts: 39

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washingtons nose..

    Yo mama so fat she ordered yum cha and asked for seconds <-- LOL made it up just then pretty leet eh? xD

    For you dudes who dont know what yum cha is, its like all you can eat at an asian restaurant<Dont know how to spell
  15. korrupt

    korrupt Newcomer, in training Posts: 1,060

    Your mumma is so fat, when I had sex with her last night, I burned my ***** on the lightbulb
  16. sw123

    sw123 Newcomer, in training Posts: 752

    your mama's so fat, she was in the middle of the highway, i swerved to avoid her, but I ran out of gas
  17. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TechSpot Maniac Posts: 638

    yo momma so fat, to her a 105" lcd looks like a 10"
    yo momma so fat, when she walks down the street people yell "Godzilla!"
    yo momma so fat, most of these jokes in this thread don't even apply to her, she's way beyond the level of obesity described/ridiculed here.
  18. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a watermelon, there were only seeds left.
     
  19. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX Newcomer, in training Posts: 2,438

    Yo momma so fat... the animals at the zoo feed her!
    Yo momma so fat... she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! :D
  20. Tedster

    Tedster Techspot old timer..... Topic Starter Posts: 10,074   +13

    yo mama so fat, she uses oreo filling for toothpaste.
  21. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TechSpot Maniac Posts: 638

    yo momma so fat, posting an image of her would get you banned!
  22. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX Newcomer, in training Posts: 2,438

    Lol that was funny jesse ;)
  23. Jesse_hz

    Jesse_hz TechSpot Maniac Posts: 638

    yo momma so fat, she... ...<crunching noise>... MY ARM!
  24. TimeParadoX

    TimeParadoX Newcomer, in training Posts: 2,438

    Yo' mama is so ugly that a vampire wouldnt suck her blood! ( that sucked :haha: )
  25. dgower2

    dgower2 TechSpot Maniac Posts: 340

    She Puts Mayonnaise on Her Aspirin

    ...She Puts Mayonnaise on Her Aspirin

    ...Needs a shoehorn to get outta the bath tub


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