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Old 07-23-2006
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A Few Simple Questions!!!

HAVE YOU EVER WANDERED

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
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Old 07-23-2006
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HAVE YOU EVER WANDERED
Yes, here, there and everywhere.

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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Purple.

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If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
Yes and he/she may feel quite ill too.

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Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Of course it is.

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What do chickens think we taste like?
Pork.

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What do people in China call their good plates?
Bone china.

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What do you call a male ladybug?
Coleoptera: Coccinellidae.

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What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?
None.

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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Dogs.

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When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?
See HERE.

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Which is the other side of the street?
The opposite side.

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
He couldn`t catch the buggers.

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
They wouldn`t want anyone to die from infections.

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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Lack of air.

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Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?
Mouths don`t have brows.

Regards Howard
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Old 07-23-2006
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???

I thought them was sartorial questions, what don't need answers!

Now Sir Howard are confused me.

Help?
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Old 07-23-2006
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

LOL
Because that would have upset the delicate balance on the "boat".
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Old 07-23-2006
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when I choke my smurf, it turns throbbing purple......

heheheheheheh
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Old 07-24-2006
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brill answeres howard!
tedster, i hope you choke it in private
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Old 07-24-2006
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when I choke my smurf, it turns throbbing purple......heheheheheheh
Tedster,PLEASE explain your signature.
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Old 08-15-2006
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Originally Posted by Tedster
when I choke my smurf, it turns throbbing purple......

heheheheheheh
I Hope you're not thinking nasty thoughts Tedster.

...AMD
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