401Keg retirement plan

By yyiiyyii
Apr 7, 2007
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  1. If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of beer (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.00.
    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    This is a new retirement program, call it the 401Keg .
  2. beef_jerky4104

    beef_jerky4104 Banned Posts: 822

    Thats awesome.
  3. halo71

    halo71 TS Rookie Posts: 1,090

    Nice comparison there!!! lol

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