gmail invite
I'd love to receive a gmail invite, I'm only allowed 3mb file transfers, i understand that the gmail allows 100mb files is that true???
Please If anyone can spare 1 invite that'd be fantastic...in fact here is a cool joke for it...
There's a Scotsman, American & Canadian, speeding within the city limits.
And they all reach the same 4 point Intersection, where the traffic lights are'nt working right.
So they all decide to run the amber and red lights, at the same time *)(&*(&CRASH^$^%$#%$# they ALL hit each other's car, and fatally killing themselves in the process.
So then they all go up to heaven where St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates of heaven, as they all approach St. Peter, St. Peter says "names please", and the 3 gentlemen comply, he then promptly starts to figit with his clipboard, and turns a paler shade of white.
St. Peter then turns to the 3 men and whispers to them all. " what are you men doing here", It's not your time yet, all you men have many happy years ahead of you, this isn't right, what caused your deaths anyways?
The American said well we were all speeding on Earth, and neither one of us wanted to slow down for the traffic lights, so we got in an accident, died and here we all are...
"Well, well, well", said St.Peter, "this will never do", because it's not your time to die, you 3 guys would screw up our people ledger, and possibly put the census count in heaven in disarray".
"Hmmmmm", says St.Peter, "I tell you what, give me $500 each and I can send you 3 guys back down to Earth"...
The American, pulls out $500 and pays St.Peter, "no problem" he says...........
And ***SHAAZZZAAM***, he is instantly back down on Earth sitting in his crash wreck of a car.
Just then a policeman comes rushing up to his window, and shouts, "move away from the window Sir", the policeman then proceeds to break the drivers side window of the Americans car, and sees that the American is concious asks him what happened, and where are the other drivers of the other cars???????
The American tells the officer his story about: the 2 other guys, the crash, going to heaven, meeting St.Peter, big mistake in heaven, paying St.Peter $500, and then appearing back in his car seconds later......
Then the policeman asks, "Well then whatever happened to the Scotsman & the Canadian?",
The American replyed: " The Scotsman is haggling over the price, and the Canadian is insisting his government pay it................:.LOL
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(Thanks a million very kind person) :grinthumb :grinthumb
post scriptum:
(Q) What does George W Bush & Martha Stewart have in common?????
(A) They are both scared of long sentences......
LOL
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