Happy holidays (politically correct version)

By Spike ยท 6 replies
Dec 15, 2005
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  1. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
    for a socially responsible, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
    solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of
    the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
    choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
    traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
    secular traditions at all, together with a fiscally successful,
    personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
    onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
    due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
    contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to
    imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country),
    and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
    religious faith, or sexual preference of the wisher. By accepting
    this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
    transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
    no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
    himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
    revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
    application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
    issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
    warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
    wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
  2. jshields13

    jshields13 TS Rookie Posts: 109

    Well said!! Same to you.
  3. spartanslayer

    spartanslayer TS Rookie Posts: 394

    Forget that mess. Merry Christmas! And sue me!
  4. meNOname

    meNOname TS Rookie Posts: 96

  5. lithiumdeuterid

    lithiumdeuterid TS Rookie Posts: 88

    Politically-correct doublespeak enhances Xmas cheer! Hurray for euphemisms!
  6. Finchy

    Finchy TS Rookie Posts: 353

    Merry Christmas
    Don't get too drunk
    Stuff your face
    With a great big hunk(of Turkey)

    GO Xmas
  7. SOcRatEs

    SOcRatEs TechSpot Paladin Posts: 966


    WoW! My Lcd is glowing now :eek:

    Oh! I think it's supposed to do that :p

    Best of that paragraph to you too!!!

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