By rr5678 ยท 7 replies
Oct 11, 2006
  1. Hello everybody. I just signed up and i look forward to helping people.
  2. howard_hopkinso

    howard_hopkinso TS Rookie Posts: 24,177   +19

    Hello rr5678 and welcome to Techspot.

    I hope you enjoy your stay with us.

    Regards Howard :wave: :wave:
  3. Vigilante

    Vigilante TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,666

    Welcome, and remember to ALWAYS finish the posts you start! Here are some more rules:

    * Be sure to make fun of people.

    * Always demand money for help.

    * Give wrong advice first and see if the user catches it, then you know how smart they are.

    *If all else fails, tell them to get a MAC.

    *Often say there is no fix, so you don't loose face.

    *When starting an answer, always say you've fixed that problem before.

    *If you can't think of what to do, just ask for a "log" and see what they do.

    *Use another tech forum to ask the same question there, then forward their replies as if they were yours.

    *When in a bad mood, go through the WHOLE new post area and put a link to google in the responses.

    *Blame Microsoft, if that doesn't work, blame George W., or Christians. Perhaps blame foreign powers, or the space-time continuum.

    *Use lots of acronyms, to sound smart.

    *Use their post count as a measure of know-how. 5 post user is dumber then a 1000 post user.

    *Treat everybody as if they were 5 years old, or as if they were an escaped convict. Whichever you feel like.

    *Always talk to users as if they were deliberately NOT doing what you ask.

    *Say you'll fix their problem tomorrow.

    If you do those things, you'll be a hero around here!

    :) :) :)
  4. howard_hopkinso

    howard_hopkinso TS Rookie Posts: 24,177   +19

    Lol Vigilante.

    That`s gotta be the strangest and probably the funniest welcome post I`ve ever seen.

    Where the hell did that come from?

    Regards Howard :)
  5. Vigilante

    Vigilante TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,666

    Boredom, lol
  6. CrossFire851

    CrossFire851 TS Rookie Posts: 766

    Welcome to Techspot M8.

  7. N3051M

    N3051M TS Evangelist Posts: 2,115

    Welcome to TS rr5678 :wave: enjoy your stay :)

    lol.. nice one vigilante..

    I vote to copy that post into the jokes section :D
  8. takaboku

    takaboku TS Rookie Posts: 136

    Welcome, howard_hopkinso. I'll make sure not to ask Vigilante anything...
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