When Bill came to heaven, he saw a guy sitting before the port of heaven, and asked 'Does it take long before one is allowed into heaven? How long are you waiting?". The guy responded, "Well i am here for 60 years now, i wasn't good enough to be allowed into heaven, and not bad enough to be send to hell.". Suddenly Angels came, and the angels started to sing, the door to heaven started opening, and it was God himself who came out and said "Come in, my dear mr Gates, we have to celebrate your arrival.." And God looked to the right, and said to the guy who was sitting there for 60 years: "I had to let you wait, actually you will be allowed into heaven quite soon, just wait another few weeks!" Never ever heaven was so full of angels celebrating the coming of a person, the guy who waited 60 years wondered, "Why are they celebrating so much?, i have seen thousands, yes, milions people coming and never there was a celebration like this." The last day of the celebration of Bill's arrival Gabriel opened the port to heaven, and said to the guy, "God wants to see you, your are allowed in..." The guy was amazed, God kept his promise. While they where walking onto God's chair, they started discussing, why they celebrated the coming of Bill. "Well Gabriel said, Bill Gates was so rich, he even bribed God and Jezus themself."