Hello y'all, I'm Snert and I live in Southern Indiana close by the beautiful Ohio River. I've been messing with these high-speed adding machines before I could spit. I'm extremely nosy (even if it hurts) and full of whatever makes your eyes turn brown. I'm an OLD guitar-pickin', beer-drinkin', keyboard pokin' so'n'so and I like kittiy-cats, too, also I be highly irrelevent, sassy to a fault and extremely loyal. Also, I'm Viet Nam vet -101st Airbourne, If you give a hoot.