LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"