The Register gives a peek of Victorinox's upcoming USB Swiss Army Knife that will be shown at CeBit next week. The gadget will be madfe available with 64 or 128MB memory, plus all the usual extras - knife, corkscrew and tin-opener.
ROFLMAOi can just imagine a nerd fighting someone with them: "i will use the corkscrew on my anitque 1894 victorianox swiss army knife." "oh yeah, i'll use my a usb key!!! and if you dont go away i will plug it into your comp and take all your files with me!!"