"Herr herr, I don't have my radar on, so I'm just gonna randomly pull someone over and claim they looked like they were speeding, herr herr."
Seriously, if you want to pull me over just for a license check, tell me you pulled me over just for a license check. I have no problem with that. Don't feed me some lame excuse like "I suspected you might be speeding." Either I was, or I wasn't. You're a cop, you have a radar gun, use it....[ ]....
For us in PA/ NJ the trip to Wildwood or Atlantic City NJ, can be made without tolls, by using NJ 322 east. Unfortunately, the Town of Folsom NJ, which more or less straddles route 322 is a notorious speed trap,
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They have unmarked cars that just follow you for a 1/10 mile in sync, then read their speedo, and write the ticket based on that.
Anyway, me and the girlfriend were headed to the AC casinos at about 2:30 AM, when the Folsom cops pulled us over for , "weaving". I explained to the cop, "I don't think I was weaving, but it is entirely possible, as most of my attention was fixed on my speedometer, as I certainly didn't want to exceed 55 mph, since you'd undoubtedly write me a speeding ticket if I did".
The cop just handed my cards back, and basically told us to get lost.
I got the distinct feeling that, "weaving", was the current euphemism for, "license check" (This was in the year "20 BC", as in "before computers").