CrossFire851
Posts: 714 +0
Hey, I can't help it if I looked 17 when I was 13. lol
How dodgy are you?
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mephisto_007
Posts: 225 +1
Lolz my Grandparents would be proud of me...
WinDoWsMoNoPoLy
Posts: 237 +0
Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £7000
and i'm only 17
and i'm only 17
URANium238
Posts: 32 +0
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
Hmmm.... must be for that punching and downloading music...
Oh, and, about that bow and arrow. Will you actually not get punished for shooting a scotsman (or is this a joke lol)?
Hmmm.... must be for that punching and downloading music...
Oh, and, about that bow and arrow. Will you actually not get punished for shooting a scotsman (or is this a joke lol)?
Lekki_Sheep
Posts: 135 +0
Years in prison 101, potential fine £7000, possiblility of the death penalty.
And I answered them all truthfully. I've been a bad boy. Though the circumstances for most of my 'crimes' may change matters a tad.
Granted I've done most of those things (really) but I feel breaking into my own house might not be classed as a criminal offence etc...
And I answered them all truthfully. I've been a bad boy. Though the circumstances for most of my 'crimes' may change matters a tad.
Granted I've done most of those things (really) but I feel breaking into my own house might not be classed as a criminal offence etc...
Lekki_Sheep
Posts: 135 +0
URANium238 said:
I'm afraid not mate. It has to be a crossbow from the York walls. Either that, or you have to catch him passing wind in sight of any church within the walls. If you're English and you notice this, it's illegal for you not to kill him IMMEDIATELY!
Of course being a bylaw you'd be lucky to get away with it these days. It's just the courts over here are a bit lazy when it comes to getting rid of those old laws.
Apparently it's perfectly legal to urinate in public, provided you do it on the rear driver-side wheel of your car. This is still in effect and I've had much amusement taking advantage of it. Just in case anyone thinks it'd be a laugh to try, make sure it's YOUR car you do it to, or the law doesn't apply and it'd be a criminal offence. I'm just full of useful info like this.
Mr Papschmere
Posts: 49 +0
Years in prison: 81 Potential fine: £9500
Er, see you guys later....
Er, see you guys later....
Mr Papschmere
Posts: 49 +0
LOL! I got it from one of "the Naked Gun" movies.
"Ah, Mr Papschmere I presume"
"Ah, Mr Papschmere I presume"
LOL, :haha: , so you know what pap smear means? (aka papschmere
Ahh the things a guy knows when he's married, stuff I wish I could have the MIB erase for me.
Ahh the things a guy knows when he's married, stuff I wish I could have the MIB erase for me.
Boogityboo04
Posts: 285 +0
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
oh good, only 12.
oh good, only 12.
howard_hopkinso
Posts: 21,238 +17
CMH said:
I already did that. See reply #9.
Regards Howard
korrupt
Posts: 666 +2
Aaaaaawwww..... I didnt do anything like shoplifting or something... Damn it. Better start running
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 75.5 Potential fine: £0
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 75.5 Potential fine: £0
fryed on the chair
Years in prison: 43 Potential fine: ｣7500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
back then it didnt seem that bad what you were doing, I guess, the being a responsable person thing kicks in around 18 years old, thats when ya can get locked up in Australia.
man its all comming back now, what was i doing?
oh well different country now, cant catch me.
fryedman
Years in prison: 43 Potential fine: ｣7500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
back then it didnt seem that bad what you were doing, I guess, the being a responsable person thing kicks in around 18 years old, thats when ya can get locked up in Australia.
man its all comming back now, what was i doing?
oh well different country now, cant catch me.
fryedman
TonyGuitar
Posts: 90 +0
Canadians are not that dumb... we just can*t risk telling the whole truth.
You know when a rogue like me only gets 7.5 years and no [whew!] fine, something is probably fishy somewhere. I did try to be honest... honest.
Time in a cell with a computer could be adjustd to, but a fine could give my Scot heritage heart a serious thrombosis. Thrombosis, a word I heard once or twice... I think it means serious stress related valve damage in the all important lifeblood pumper. TG
You know when a rogue like me only gets 7.5 years and no [whew!] fine, something is probably fishy somewhere. I did try to be honest... honest.
Time in a cell with a computer could be adjustd to, but a fine could give my Scot heritage heart a serious thrombosis. Thrombosis, a word I heard once or twice... I think it means serious stress related valve damage in the all important lifeblood pumper. TG
nickslick74
Posts: 550 +4
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
Question #8 did me in, cause I live in Minnesota! (and all that drug smuggling I do, I mean used to do) lol.
Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000
Question #8 did me in, cause I live in Minnesota! (and all that drug smuggling I do, I mean used to do) lol.
Must be all those sex crimes......
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: £4500
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 27.5 Potential fine: £4500
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Grr_San_jose_Ca
Posts: 91 +0
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £0
Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £0
evanwilson6
Posts: 24 +0
Poop.
Years in prison: 83.5 Potential fine: £4500
Holy poop! And I'm only 16. I better start being a good boy.
Years in prison: 83.5 Potential fine: £4500
Holy poop! And I'm only 16. I better start being a good boy.
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