Laughter is the best medicine

To escape from the social troubles and intricacies we face everyday and cry about, let's share a few jokes and give each other a reason to laugh.
A few rules though:

1) No (insulting) jokes that may hurt any entity's (living, dead or undead) feelings

2) No racist/sexist/discriminatory jokes

3) No material that in any way violates the UN Atlantic Charter.

So, what are you waiting for?

Haha, clever! But you've already broken your own rules:

Ouch! Edits in order.
The undead can't feel. But they won't notice this either!
Anyhow, let's not fight the disclaimer.

Here are 14 pages of jokes you can get started with:

http://www.techspot.com/community/topics/the-jokes-thread.47499/

Jeez, that was a load of laughs.