Laughter is the best medicine

[Marnomancer]

To escape from the social troubles and intricacies we face everyday and cry about, let's share a few jokes and give each other a reason to laugh.
A few rules though:

1) No (insulting) jokes that may hurt any entity's (living, dead or undead) feelings​

2) No racist/sexist/discriminatory jokes​

3) No material that in any way violates the UN Atlantic Charter.​

So, what are you waiting for?

 

[davislane1]

Haha, clever! But you've already broken your own rules:

To escape from the social troubles and intricacies we face everyday and shout like retards about, let's share a few jokes and give each other a reason to laugh.
A few rules though:
1) No (insulting) jokes that may hurt any entity's (living, dead or undead) feelings
2) No racist/sexist/discriminatory jokes
3) No material that in any way violates the UN Atlantic Charter.

 

[Marnomancer]

Ouch! Edits in order.
The undead can't feel. But they won't notice this either!
Anyhow, let's not fight the disclaimer.

 

[Technochicken]

Here are 14 pages of jokes you can get started with:

https://www.techspot.com/community/topics/the-jokes-thread.47499/

 

[Marnomancer]

Jeez, that was a load of laughs.