Meta is down $500 billion since changing its name from Facebook

[DZillaXx]

Well done! Keep up the good work - and make sure she doesn't develop a habit of interjecting the word "like" into every sentence multiple times. Even once is too much, unless the word is used in proper context.

 

[Avro Arrow]

I honestly cannot stop laughing about this. It couldn't happen to a nicer psychopath than Suckerberg.

 

[Fimbulvetr]

I don't think you really have an understanding of short speak. Not being able to decipher messages teens send is partly the point. The Way people talk very widely depending on where you live. If you've ever spend time on the east or west coast, or down in the deep south. It changes quickly. Bro, Brah, Fam, Cray Cray, etc. These are not bad per say. Slang has its place. Talking 100% of the time like you have a stick up your a$$ is just as bad TBH.

Not keeping up with the times and keeping up with meaning of such Slang is part of the problem for older folk. Being in my Early 30s I defiantly get annoyed by all the Fortnite dances my kids are doing non stop, or the few slang words. But a Child not being able to form a sentence is not a slang issue. That's an education issue.

My Generation is largely responsible to encoding speak into symbols. Emojis make for some powerful passwords BTW.

Why do you think he has a stick up his a$$ just because he wants his daughter to speak intelligently? So your generation is "responsible to encoding speak into symbols"? Wow. Some other generations did things like fighting wars so some people could live a somewhat-free existence (of course, this pales in comparison with developing emojis, right?). But of course, speaking in slang couldn't make one seem less intelligent, because, as you said, "These are not bad per say"....by the way, the term is "per se". But I'm sure you knew that.

 

[mgilbert]

And that's yours...

 

[Gastec]

The Zuck doesn't need billions of dollars in his Methaverse, he only needs blue pills.