Nvidia's Xbox takeover and Cyberpunk's retro twist highlight April Fools' Day fun

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In a nutshell: April Fools' Day gives tech companies the opportunity to let loose and have a bit of fun with the community, and this year is no different. We've scoured the Internet and came up with some quality gags we think you might like.

Cyberpunk 2077 developer CD Projekt Red has announced a new limited edition version of its hit game that ships on floppies – 97,619 of them, to be exact. The company says it is perfect for those that miss the old days when game installation was a ritual of its own.

Just make sure and schedule enough time for installation – CD Projekt Red recommends about two months, and that's if you swap installation disks out continuously. You're also gonna need a 3.5-inch drive.

IGN got the scoop on Nintendo's next major release, and it's not a second-gen Switch. The Virtual Boy Pro blends elements of Nintendo's ill-fated Virtual Boy with the existing Switch for an all-new VR / AR headset.

Funny enough, this one actually is not that far fetched given modern devices like the Apple Vision Pro and Cardboard-style headsets that used smartphones. Nintendo Switch 2 VR, anyone?

In other gaming news, Nvidia reportedly purchased the Xbox brand from Microsoft in what can only be described as a landmark deal. This one seems to have originated from TweakTown, who claims the landmark acquisition could reshape console gaming through a combination of powerful GPU hardware and AI processing.

The launch date for Nvidia's Xbox? April 1, 2025, of course.

Trainers around the globe are invited to check out the Pokémon Sleep World Champions Tournament, hosted by none other than Chris Pillow and Kenny Mattress. This eight-and-a-half hour cozy competition highlights some of the leading slumbering techniques, such as boring oneself to sleep with an overly complex book

Props to the Pokémon team for coming up with some clever one-liners and advice to live by.

"Keep sleeping, and you might just wake up a champion."

Not an April Fools' joke...

On this same day, Gmail is celebrating its 20th anniversary. Launched on April 1, 2004, with a then-unheard-of 1 GB of storage, Gmail was so ahead of its time that its debut was met with widespread disbelief, with many suspecting Google was making just another (and somewhat elaborate) April Fools' joke. Fast forward two decades, and Gmail's influence in changing email is undeniable, with a staggering 1.8 billion active accounts to date.

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I don't believe any news site should report false or misleading propaganda. Most of the time it shows the bias of the news, but it also shows a lack of respect for your audience.
 
Or, maybe it's just a fun acknowledgement of April Fools' Day.

Except April Fools' Day is not funny at all. Pointless really. Especially for news sites.

Solution; Don't read news on april 1st. The result is sites loose views and ad money.
 
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That virtual boy one is really well done. I managed to fool several people IRL with that. : )
Except April Fools' Day is not funny at all. Pointless really. Especially for news sites.

Solution; Don't read news on april 1st. The result is sites loose views and ad money.
I disagree. Funny news is funny, its the entire point of sites like Babylon Bee and used to be the point of The Onion. If you dislike fun and want things to be 100% serious all the time, well IDK what to tell you, but that's not healthy.

Maybe you should take your own advice? Dont read the news on the 1st, and better yet, dont comment on them either. Let people have fun.
 
Except April Fools' Day is not funny at all. Pointless really. Especially for news sites.

Solution; Don't read news on april 1st. The result is sites loose views and ad money.
Then you should spend an April Fools' Day at my firm.
I bet you would never question the fun of that day again!
 
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