LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"