Technology For Country Folk

  1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

    LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

    MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

    DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

    HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

    PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

    WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

    SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

    BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

    CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

    MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

    LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

    KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

    SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

    MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

    MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

    PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

    ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
  2. JAV

    JAV TS Rookie Posts: 210


    Disc: what ya do to the field ta git it redy fer plantin'


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