AcidOsmosis pointed out in the IRc channel that the downloads page is apparently geb0rken.

It says, literally:

Error

No headers, just error. He was right on that one. I assume by the time anyone gets around to reading/responding to this it'll be fixed, but just thought someone might like to know...

Fixed... testing some stuff as we speak, I was aware of the small misconfiguration. Thanks for noticing though ;).