Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for a socially responsible, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, together with a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to
imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country),
and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, or sexual preference of the wisher. By accepting
this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Well said!! Same to you.

Forget that mess. Merry Christmas! And sue me!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Politically-correct doublespeak enhances Xmas cheer! Hurray for euphemisms!

Merry Christmas
Don't get too drunk
Stuff your face
With a great big hunk(of Turkey)

GO Xmas

WoW! My Lcd is glowing now :eek:




Oh! I think it's supposed to do that

Best of that paragraph to you too!!!