Hi Friends !

I am looking for two things -

ONE - I want my media player i.e. any mp3 or rm player to automatically start playing when I start my computer. Precisely I want it to work like this: I get up in the morning, switch on the computer (without opening my eyes, of course ), sit on the Sofa, then switch on the speakers placed beside the Sofa (still eyes closed, of course and listen to my favourite music for sometime before I get to my routine. Sounds great ! Can anyone help me ?
Thanks in advace.

TWO - I want to use my computer like an ordinary telephone instrument and make all type of phone calls using my headphones and mic. Please note that I am not talking about net telephony. I have only a Modem in my computer but no internet . Can anyone please help. Thanks again in advance.

vegora