an "X" in they're name.
Either: X-girlfriend or neXt girlfriend.....
This is why: They only get to do this once.

Please feel free to add your experiences. GF or BF

I'm experiencing a period of selibacy. It's self imposed and for entirely secular reasons.

My friends are more important than it.
My time is too precious.
My last girlfriend was, achem very hard to please (five hours and still more was wanted).
I find it very hard to find women who's personality I don't find infuriating.
I can't be flaked with it anyhow as IT is overated in the first place.

An old freind of mine has a saying which really says it all. Sadly it's too vulgar to post here.

Oh yea and another reason: I'd have to tidy my house.