Editors Liked

  • It's functional
  • The pause menu is actually kind of slick
  • The setting and original open world concept would make for a great video game

Editors Didn't Like

  • Confusing story
  • Glitch-filled gameplay
  • Absurd mechanics
  • Low-quality graphics
  • Annoying characters
  • There’s not a single thing this doesn’t get wrong, from the dire driving and fighting to the sanity-defying awfulness of the storytelling – and especially the sex scenes