So I am at my buddy's house this weekend out of town. His old computer is on the fritz and I quickly diagnose that the boot record is corrupt. He can't find his old windows XP installation disc.

I call up the closest repair shop to see if they can sell me an old copy. Instead the ***** repair guy at geeksquad tells me I need a new hard drive. I laughed after I hung up the phone.

I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night.