http://www.google.com/tisp/ Free internet by Google, simply flush and enjoy! Great April Fools Day joke =).
"Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines." Perfect.. this is the solution I've been searching for my entire life. "We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to **small and medium-sized** "businesses", including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of "backup problems, brownouts and data wipes".
yeah right.. they spent months working on these.. probably doing this instead of updating REAL programs.. lol