Samsung wants to ban iPhone, iPad and iPod sales in U.S.

[lawfer]

gwailo247 said:
I can just imagine it...a dark alley in the near future.

Apple fanboy: "You have it? I need it. I heard you have it"
Dealer: " I got what you need. iPhone 6, fresh off the boat."
Apple fanboy: "Yessss. Oh its so beautiful. How much?"
Dealer: "$5200."
Apple fanboy: "What! They only cost $700."
Dealer: "In Canada or Mexico maybe, not here. I got a guy at AT&T-mobile who will activate it as a Android on the books. Only $20 extra per month."
Apple fanboy: "Fine I'll take it...wait, this is only the 16 GB model, I thought you had the 32 GB."
Dealer: "Sorry, take it or leave it....hurry up I got other customer that will be more than willing."
Apple fanboy: "Here take the money, gimme...wait, this feels light."
Dealer: "You want the battery too? $800."
Apple fanboy: "Ack!"

Hahaha, this is pure gold.

Guest said:
Get a Job. Then maybe you'll be able to afford a superior product like iPhone instead of wasting the readers' time with these infantile lowbrow begrudging envious potshots. This kind of talk only reinforces the gap between the intelligent iPhone user and the sniveling "other phone" guys.

Even at minimum wage you could afford one in week or two you lazy sods.

You're doing it wrong. One of the first rules of trolling is to start subtle. By overreacting with an elitist tone, you're giving it away. But nice try though.

 

[aj_the_kidd]

Guest said:
"No one has dirtier business practices than (place leading company here) "

It used to be Microsoft. Now that Apple is King, they have the honor of receiving the "abuse from the afflicted".

Maybe one day these troglodytes will evolve and try to be successful for themselves rather than sitting at their laptops with their thumbs you know where pecking at those who actually made something of their lives.

Exponentially more dull and tiresome than Apple Fan Boys is the incessant wining of the Apple Envious.

Even the boy who sold his liver has more sense than the sum of the lot of you.

I think you will find that most people on this forum would agree that Apple makes good products, its the unwavering sheep mentality of its fans that people have the problem with, not to mention the arrogant elitist types as well

 

[red1776]

You guys just need to know how to translate 'elitespeak'....allow me if I may....
Guest said:

Get a Job.

"I wish I had a job"

Then maybe you'll be able to afford a superior product like iPhone

"then you can have a superiority complex like me"

instead of wasting the readers' time with these infantile lowbrow begrudging envious potshots

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"they're on to me!"

This kind of talk only reinforces the gap between the intelligent iPhone user and the sniveling "other phone" guys.

"until last week I thought a thesaurus was a plant eating dinosaur"

Even at minimum wage you could afford one in week or two you lazy sods.

"summer is here, I get to see my mom in a bikini!"

Now please tell me and show me why i should hate apple so much

love apple all you want...it's your attitude.

I think you will find that most people on this forum would agree that Apple makes good products, its the unwavering sheep mentality of its fans that people have the problem with, not to mention the arrogant elitist types as well

That about sums it up.

 

[captaincranky]

Who knew that Mr. and Mrs. Howell got off the island and reproduced?

Sounds more like Gilligan was the sperm donor.....Yeah but, then there's the whole post adolescent intellectual pretense we have going on.

"until last week I thought a thesaurus was a plant eating dinosaur"

You mean to tell me it's not. See what happens when you can't afford an iPhone? I gottsa gitz me wunna doze. It wheels makez me feel eem-port tahnt beeg time! It wull makey me el mucho smar-tur.

Get a Job. Then maybe you'll be able to afford a superior product like iPhone instead of wasting the readers' time with these infantile lowbrow begrudging envious potshots. This kind of talk only reinforces the gap between the intelligent iPhone user and the sniveling "other phone" guys.

Even at minimum wage you could afford one in week or two you lazy sods.

Oh Christ, WTF would I do with an iPhone, call you up? Well, I might call you up and ask you if you were holding it right. Because it sure sounds like you have it firmly in hand. And BTW "job" doesn't begin with a capital letter, it's not a proper noun. Your God's name is "Jobs", capitalize that if you must.

Now for your homework assignment, go out and buy a copy of the sheet music to Neil Diamond's, "I am, I said", and use it to clean yourself off after you're done posting.

 

[Guest]

Literally I have to go along with red on that one. xD

Heaven forbid we don't have our "superior" products updated. Not to mention why would we, the "smart" people consider doing things ourselves? Lets just waste our money, sending back our phone to get the battery replaced. If I'm at home I'll use an actual phone, if I'm out then I'll use a basic cell if needed. We better not mention, that we normally use an actual land line. Those are the devil's tools, to those of the Apple fanboyism club.

Want to go on the internet? Use your PC/Laptop, why spend hundreds on a "smart" device? Oh wait, the 'smart' device is what thinks for them. Let's just be completely blind, and have it guide us home too. Have it also do the cooking, cleaning and more. I'm sure Apple will find a way, to get it integrated into their homes for them.

We must be completely in the stone age, if we depend on "inferior" products after all. Also we must be confused and stupid, because it's us who can't understand their constant horrible babbling. All about us having an inferiority complex, because it's "us" who can't afford good products.

 

[edison5do]

matrix86 said:
Ok, I don't like Apple as much as the next guy, but come on...this is just ridiculous. This is Samsung trying to find a way to exterminate the competition.

The same way Apple is trying to exterminate the competitions because "IT LOOK ALIKE, AND FEEL GOOD TOO" Is that even a Reason for a lawsuit???

 

[Guest]

Since Apple has now achieved religious status they should not be taxed and I should be able to declare my iPhone, Mac and iPod purchases as donations

 

[captaincranky]

Since Apple has now achieved religious status they should not be taxed and I should be able to declare my iPhone, Mac and iPod purchases as donations

Well, Apple certainly couldn't declare itself an "NPO". But, you could probably take all your little toys down to Social Security and collect disability on the grounds of diminished capacity, and addictive behavior..... Show them this face..., bring your shyster, and tell them, "I always try to be my best"!

 

[Guest]

ban iPhone, iPad and iPod sales in U.S.!??!?!?! i never thought of that one...
i vote that when that happens there should be an multiverse holiday

 

[Guest]

I will buy samsung products from now on, bless you

 

[Guest]

all this fight is for good!!

i realise i kinda start hating apple and MS.

but when we look back they have contributed significantly to the society in the past.

they should be given credit for all their contribution.

 

[Arminas1781Pass]

Guest said:
Get a Job. Then maybe you'll be able to afford a superior product like iPhone instead of wasting the readers' time with these infantile lowbrow begrudging envious potshots. This kind of talk only reinforces the gap between the intelligent iPhone user and the sniveling "other phone" guys.

Even at minimum wage you could afford one in week or two you lazy sods.

They arent cracked up to what Apple says what they are! I've had a iPhone 3GS, and it was glitched to ****, the me and my wife got the iPhone thinking it would solve our problems, and my wife has hardware problems.

 

[Guest]

Did you just try an shoe horn a bunch of 50 cent words. Typical Apple user, thinks they are better that everyone else.