I hereby personally invite everyone to come to Montreal, Quebec, Canada during our International Jazz Festival, our International Just For Laughs Festival, our Gay Pride Parade, our International Formula One Race blowout, and all the other zilllion festivals, parties and whathaveyous (is this like, :beez you got bugs? Answer: "Yes I are, everybody dooz") ....all within a month of each other; June-July MONTREAL is Paris and San Francisco all rolled into one, so may as well kill two birds with one stone, eh? Winter? No problemo. We have the mountains, the snow - boy do we have snow! -And, and, more Festivals. No place to stay? Why we have the world's only ICE HOTEL. You read right. A hotel completely and totally sculpted out of blocks of solid ice.. Everything but everything in the hotel is made out ofice. This is, after all, The Great White North. Booking a room could pose a problem perhaps because it has become so popular. Especially for winter honeymooners. MONTREAL the city that never sleeps. MONTREAL where the most beautiful women on earth live. MONTREAL home of the best bagels on the continent. MONTREAL, safe, clean, friendly, CHEAP, and beautiful MONTREAL for it's joie de vivre. And I invite every single last one of you to stay chez-nous! A la prochaine... Au Revoir... Yes!