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ASUS Zenfone 6 ZS630KL
All screen because f*ck CrApple, their notches and the copycats.
Snapdragon 855
8GB of RAM
256GB of Storage
microSD up to 2TB
Dual SIM. Dual stand-by while still carrying external storage.
USB Type-C
HEADPHONE JACK
Face unlock
Fingerprint sensor on the back, where it always should be unless I intend to give Google & Their 3 letter Friends my fingerprints.
5000 mAh battery
Camera arrangement that doesn't make me vomit (iShit 11, I'm looking at you)
10 days in standby, 2 days of heavy use before phone asks to be plugged in.
Customizable smart key.
Stereo speakers.
Dual mics - noise canceling.
Good equalizer and good headphones included.
Fast Charging 18W.
Nearly stock Android, believe it or not.
$600.
Downsides:
IPS (not AMOLED) screen.
Glass back & Front (Gorilla Glass 5 & 6 respectively)
No water resistance - back cover not easily removable if you want to replace the battery, but it's not impossible to do and no more difficult to do than on other phones out there.
Camera not on Pixel 3a level, but very good nonetheless.