The Halloween Party

By luvhuffer
Oct 30, 2008
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  1. I found a Hob-Goblin
    Living in my garage
    He sure was ugly
    And he sure was large

    I offered him ice cream
    From a big blue bowl
    He howled and said keep it
    I’m here for your soul

    That made me chuckle
    Snicker and then smile
    I said you can’t have it
    But I have a big pile

    Of souls hearts and livers
    Up there on the shelf
    To take them you’re welcome
    I don’t want them myself

    He got all excited
    And started to quiver
    Who could have known
    Hob-Goblins dig liver

    He asked for a favor
    If it wasn’t to much
    To invite his friends over
    Ghosts Ogres and such

    We started to party
    And made liver pâté
    We had so much fun
    I asked them to stay

    Soon there were werewolves
    Blue Demons and more
    Then came the banging
    On my kitchen back door

    I unlocked the door
    And opened it wide
    There stood a policeman
    And I said come inside

    You got a problem
    He said acting tough
    The neighbors are angry
    And said that’s enough

    So I’m giving you a warning
    Your party is done
    He then tried to scare me
    Put his hand on his gun

    Then in walked the mummy
    All wound up in cloth
    He asked if I had pills
    To get rid of his cough

    Well the cop he went crazy
    And rushed into the house
    To make some arrests
    My friends he did roust

    Then things got real quiet
    I wondered what’s up
    Well that cop he got eaten
    On his body they did sup

    And the mummy looked good
    In that uniform blue
    And my friend the Hob-Goblin
    Had his pistol on too

    Well I knew this was bad
    So I chased them away
    But before they all left
    I had one thing to say

    You guys sure are fun
    I liked this party a lot
    You’re all welcome back
    With your slime and your rot

    Just promise me this
    On cops you won’t dine
    Cause I’d sure be bummed
    About doing some time

    And bring along some whisky
    And gin and good bud
    Cause I didn’t much care
    For drinking that blood

    Well they cleaned up the mess
    From the cop that they ate
    And buried his bones
    By the back garden gate

    But the funniest thing
    That happened that day
    Was those monsters in a cop car
    Drunk and speeding away

    Now if you come see me
    Bring some liver pâté
    So that you don't end up
    The dinner special of the day

    Cause Hob-Goblins and demons
    Can sure party hard
    And I’d hate for your bones
    To end up in my yard
  2. momok

    momok TS Rookie Posts: 2,265

    That's a nice poem you got there.. did you come up with it yourself?
  3. Wendig0

    Wendig0 TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,101   +95

    haha, that's great... Funny stuff
  4. luvhuffer

    luvhuffer TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 443

    Yes I wrote it. Poetry is my other thing after computers that I like doing.
  5. AtK SpAdE

    AtK SpAdE TechSpot Chancellor Posts: 1,495

    Nice poem. Its been awhile since I have seen you in these parts luvhuffer. How have you been my man.
  6. momok

    momok TS Rookie Posts: 2,265

    I enjoy the occassional poetry too. But I must admit my poems can't compare to yours =)
    Mine tend to either be darker or go all 'emo' lol.
  7. luvhuffer

    luvhuffer TechSpot Paladin Topic Starter Posts: 443

    I've been good AtK. I've been having problems the last couple of months. I had a hard drive go south and it took the root drive with it. So I lost my main drive and the other which was my backup. Lost a bunch of stuff cause I hadn't backed up to CD in a few months. Then my memory went bad. And the latest thing my system would freeze and run about 4 simultaneous Dr. Watson's, then shut down explorer. I finally narrowed it down to Firefox, but I'm not sure why it's doing it. I uninstalled all the add ons and plug ins to no avail and finally uninstalled it.

    Momok I have a dark side too. This one was sort of kiddie style. lol

    Thanks for the comments all. If anyone wants to read more, I have a link on the home page of my site for my poetry.

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