Thought of the Day

[raybay]

The black boxes are black, and are industructible. The orange onces get all bent up, but at least the techs will work on them because they like happy colors.

 

[captaincranky]

Ahem......

Shut off your G** d****d cell phone and pay attention to the road!
Besides, the voices in your head should be enough to keep you company.

Does this qualify as a thought for the day?

 

[raybay]

Think of how stupid the average person is,
and realize half of them are stupider than that.

- - - - George Carlin

 

[raybay]

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

[sghiznaneck]

The minute we are born, we're all doomed to die.

 

[ravisunny2]

Sure does

Shut off your G** d****d cell phone and pay attention to the road!
Besides, the voices in your head should be enough to keep you company.

Does this qualify as a thought for the day?

Sure does, CAP.

 

[Ididmyc600]

Shut off your G** d****d cell phone and pay attention to the road!
Besides, the voices in your head should be enough to keep you company.

Does this qualify as a thought for the day?

Sure does, CAP.

But these dont, get em moved to the daft joke section

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Wise man once say "when you reach the last page close the book"

Howard lock this thread please before Raybay drops anymore daft jokes in !!!!!!!!!

 

[raybay]

Ok, howsabout,
The prudent capitalist will never adventure his capital . . . if there exists
a state of uncertainty as to whether the Government will repeal tomorrow
what it has enacted today.”

- - - - William Henry Harrison

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably
because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

- Woody Allen

 

[captaincranky]

Green Piece........

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably
because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

- Woody Allen

Wasn't the first part of that line, "posts are made by fools like me"?

 

[raybay]

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.

- Yogi Berra

 

[captaincranky]

Heavy Thoughts.......

"Work is the scourge of the drinking class". (Oscar Wilde)

"Religion is the opium of the people" (Karl Marx)

 

[twite]

"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think." -- Adolph Hitler

 

[raybay]

Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.

- Ludwig van Beethoven

My education was dismal. I went to a series
of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.


- Woody Allen

 

[twite]

R.I.P all killed on 9/11/01