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Thought of the Day

By Ididmyc600
Jul 27, 2007
  1. raybay

    raybay TS Evangelist Posts: 10,716   +6

    The black boxes are black, and are industructible. The orange onces get all bent up, but at least the techs will work on them because they like happy colors.
     
  2. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,055   +970

    Ahem......

    Shut off your G** d****d cell phone and pay attention to the road!
    Besides, the voices in your head should be enough to keep you company.

    Does this qualify as a thought for the day?
     
  3. raybay

    raybay TS Evangelist Posts: 10,716   +6

    Think of how stupid the average person is,
    and realize half of them are stupider than that.

    - - - - George Carlin
     
  4. raybay

    raybay TS Evangelist Posts: 10,716   +6

    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
     
  5. sghiznaneck

    sghiznaneck TS Maniac Posts: 544

    The minute we are born, we're all doomed to die.
     
  6. ravisunny2

    ravisunny2 TS Ambassador Posts: 2,062   +8

    Sure does

    Sure does, CAP.
     
  7. Ididmyc600

    Ididmyc600 TechSpot Chancellor Topic Starter Posts: 2,251

    But these dont, get em moved to the daft joke section


    Wise man once say "when you reach the last page close the book"

    Howard lock this thread please before Raybay drops anymore daft jokes in !!!!!!!!!
     
  8. raybay

    raybay TS Evangelist Posts: 10,716   +6

    Ok, howsabout,
    The prudent capitalist will never adventure his capital . . . if there exists
    a state of uncertainty as to whether the Government will repeal tomorrow
    what it has enacted today.”

    - - - - William Henry Harrison

    As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably
    because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

    - Woody Allen
     
  9. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,055   +970

    Green Piece........

    Wasn't the first part of that line, "posts are made by fools like me"?
     
  10. raybay

    raybay TS Evangelist Posts: 10,716   +6

    You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going,
    because you might not get there.

    - Yogi Berra
     
  11. captaincranky

    captaincranky TechSpot Addict Posts: 11,055   +970

    Heavy Thoughts.......

    "Work is the scourge of the drinking class". (Oscar Wilde)

    "Religion is the opium of the people" (Karl Marx)
     
     
  12. twite

    twite TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,083

    "How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think." -- Adolph Hitler
     
  13. raybay

    raybay TS Evangelist Posts: 10,716   +6

    Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.

    - Ludwig van Beethoven

    My education was dismal. I went to a series
    of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.


    - Woody Allen
     
  14. twite

    twite TechSpot Paladin Posts: 1,083

    R.I.P all killed on 9/11/01
     
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