Watch Apple's attempt at getting people to buy its $300 book

Current apple employees have to bite the poison apple. How else do you think they make the logo? Once the end user touches the keyboard they too are poisoned. No one on earth has yet to find an antidote for this poison in over 6000 years. The reference manual issued in stone is rumored to be missing from Apple HQ.
 
Wow! pretentious much! What next apple branded toilet paper with a picture on every sheet.
Next you're going to tell me this isn't already Apple toilet paper?

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Apple should probably sue the people who made this, along with the US Treasury Department for the design on the hundred dollar bill.

Really, what could be more gratifyingly hip, than sitting on the can reading your $300.00 Apple book, and wiping your butt with $100.00 bills?
 
The pages about designing black rectangles must be riveting.
I got the impression this is a "coffee table book", and you really don't have to know how to read to enjoy it. No? I'm wrong?

They do sell it in two sizes. I'm fairly certain that's so as to increase the size of the photos, not the text.
Ah, who knows, maybe these a**holes will try to float a braille version of it for $500.00.
 
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