It looks like my MS Surface Book 1 actually has TPM 2.0 and it's enabled and activated. So the stupid Health Check app is telling me I'm ineligible just because my processor isn't on the list. And that processor list only applies to the soft floor, not the hard floor.
If you want to check your computer's status for TPM, there's a much easier way then going to your BIOS (mine didn't even have a setting for it). Open PowerShell with admin privs and run Get-TPM. That'll tell you your TPM present, ready, enabled, and activation status. For the 1.2/2.0 version information, I found it in Device Manager under "Security devices".