I've tried multiple smartphones over the past few months, but the more I use them, the more I hate them. Phone: they have buttons on the side and front, so unless I hold the phone like some delicate photograph, the phone goes crazy with unwanted buttons pressed. Useless. Web browsing: the screen is too small to read, even with reading glasses on. Useless. Music: the battery dies after a few minutes of music. Useless. Texting or email: the tiny keyboard is constantly hitting the wrong keys. Or sometimes, the autocorrect will change words I typed correctly. Nobody can figure out how to turn off autocorrect, including phone salesmen. Useless. Battery life: the phones often die after being unplugged for an hour. Useless. Glass surface: despite daily wiping, the glass looks greasy, encrusted with slime. It makes me hate looking at it or touching it. Camera: the unwanted camera takes several unwanted pictures a day while I am trying to do other things. So what should I do? If I get a non-smart phone, then people call me a geezer.