Where is the help button Windows 8?

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. Dude, I'm not laughing at you - seriously, how funny is it that you can't find help in Win8?
 
Stickman, I seriously hope you are not being sarcastic. To me it is not funny at all, it is plainly stupid. The link given by learninmypc is about the start button, not the help button (or help system). So for the PC users with 35 years experience like me, what is the answer, if you please ?
 
No no, I actually find it hilarious that Win8 is such a useless OS that hides everyday common tasks, that it even hid the help button! It used to be top-right of every window previously!
 
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